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Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???


Answer:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

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8 hours ago

refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

(via kingsleyyy)

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8 hours ago

the-uncensored-she:

Women should NOT be forced to fucking feed their babies in a goddamn bathroom, all because we live in a misogynistic, porn-warped society that’s been brainwashed to believe that female breasts used for anything other than male pleasure is “indecent”. Support public breast feeding and end the porn culture.

(Source: behance.net, via drpepper10)

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8 hours ago

vixyish:

maswartz:

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

I’ve been saying this for YEARS.

(via vegfreak)

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8 hours ago

ximjustinlovex:

benedictscumberbatch:

“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

(via weloveefearless)

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8 hours ago

drake & josh

season 1:drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4:drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
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8 hours ago

wushu-were-here:

icelandiceel:

fuzzykitty01:

I’ll stop reblogging this when it stops being funny.

image

I love these kind of jokes

(Source: feanorr, via trans-vegan)

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8 hours ago

fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden

(via hoccypocky)

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8 hours ago

tuscanystuff:

I actually really like this ad campaign.

(Source: drawing-interrupted, via awkward0w1)

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8 hours ago

mustbethewhiskey:

HOLY FUCK I AM GOING TO PISS MY PANTS THIS IS HILARIOUS.

(Source: leepacey, via awkward0w1)

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11 hours ago

I’m so ill.
And happy.

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2 days ago
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